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瘋子愷：聽講閻羅王喺下面選特首
日前本人見到侵侵寫咗封信比土耳其總統埃爾多安，封信寫得非常之生動，再加上本人今日咁啱收到來自陰曹地府嘅急Call，閻羅王話佢都好關心陽間香港呢個人間地獄嘅形勢，而咁啱下面陰間香港又就嚟要選特首，想搵個好打得嘅人落去幫佢手管治下面嘅香港，所以閻羅王就冥通銀行現鈔收買本人，叫本人幫佢搵特首候選人。咁本人為免得罪閻羅王，就只好模仿一下侵侵嘅寫作風格，代閻羅王寫返封信比柒婆叫佢落去選特首啦。
（原文參照： https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-50080737）
Her Excellency
Carrie Lam Chen Yuet-ngor 777 aka Bitch 7
Chief Executive of Hong Kong SAR
Dear Mrs. Chief Executive,
Let’s work out a good deal! I know you want to be responsible for arresting thousands of innocent young people, and I want to be responsible for reforming your life, —and I will. I’ve already given you a little sample like some cancer to Matthew Cheung Kin-chung, your honorably useless Chief Secretary.
Accepting the Five Demands is the only way to solve all of your problems. Don’t let the world down. You can make a great deal. Some Hong Kong people are willing to kill you, and they have already made concessions that they would never have made in the past.
History will look upon you favorably if you get this done the right and humane way. It is already looked upon you forever as the devil since good things didn’t happen. Don’t be a tough bitch. Don’t be a fool!
I have reserved a place for you here.
I will call you later.
Sincerely,
閻羅王
（本欄逢周一、四更新。敬希讀者垂注）
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