關於 got the last laugh ，我們在網路上蒐集到這些相關的討論、資訊與評價

"7289????" Daniel was shocked to see the drastic increase in the number of covid cases. He received the msg in one of his whatsapp groups.

"I don't know what the hell are these people doing until there are so many cases...🙄" he replied in the group.

Shortly after that,

"Ma, I'm going to my friends house for a while... I told him to give me all the pictures of the "secret gathering" we had yesterday, in a thumb drive.. Cannot upload on FB, they will catch, so I'm going to take it secretly.. 😁", he said while laughing.

Mother : "Ok boy, come back fast ok... I cooked your favourite mutton curry..
Too many Covid cases around... Dad and myself have not gone out for a long time because of this... Pls don't bring back any virus ok..."

Daniel laughed... "OK maa.. The way u are saying is as if I'm going to pack the virus and bring it back...🤣"

So Daniel went to James's house.

Lunch was ready, so James's mother invited him inside for lunch. James's mother know the covid cases are increasing, but she felt this boy doesn't have Covid because she knows this boy for such a long time. Daniel also know the Covid cases are increasing, but he felt this family won't have covid because they are like family to him too. Daniel loved all of them so much, especially the aunty. She always cooked for him.

So he went inside, took his mask off, asked them for a plastic to keep his mask so he can use it later when he is going back home, hugged everyone, everyone hugged him back, had his lunch together with the whole family, and had a great time catching up....

Then he went back home.

The next day, Daniel got a call from his Boss that one of his colleagues has been tested positive, so all of them have to do the swab. He hit his forehead and said "OK Boss, I will go and do."

Before doing the swab, he went to the supermarket. There he met another old friend, Ben after a long time. While talking, they both removed their masks because they are meeting after a long time.
Ben just got a baby after 10 years of waiting. Sincerely delighted with the news, Daniel gave Ben a big, tight hug before leaving.
"We will all come and visit the baby soon brother" he said...

Then he went for the Covid swab and went back home.

The next day, he received a call from the doctor that his swab results is positive.

He shouted back at the doctor "Cannot be laa doc!!! I don't have any symptoms... I wore mask everywhere I went what!!!"

Now - the most important part....

The Doctor tells him "Mr Daniel, now u have to give us a list of people that you had close contact with for the past few days, without leaving anyone out. They all need to do the swab."

So Daniel wrote the list down.
This time, he didn't laugh anymore.
His hand was trembling while writing, because they were all his loved ones.

In the list, were his parents & siblings who stayed with him, his friends that he met during the secret gathering, his girlfriend that he drove all around with, James, James's family, Ben...

"God, pls let this end with me... I hope I didn't pass it to anyone...How if anything happens to anyone of them because of me? God, none of them must be positive, please... " he prayed silently, wiping his tears.

So all their results came back the following day. His parents were positive, 4 of his friends that he met in the secret gathering was positive, James was positive, James's mother was positive, Ben was positive, Ben's precious baby was positive.

________________________

After 4 days, Daniel's mother was admitted to ICU.

During her last video call before intubation, she told him,

"Boy... Remember that I love you a lot... Take care of Dad... Dont feel bad that you brought the virus home... Either way also I am old already, that's why I can't cope... Remember its not your fault ok..."

She didn't make it in the end, and they couldn't even do the funeral.

While this was going on, he received a msg that James's mother needs to be admitted to ICU but all the ICUs are full at the moment, so she is still waiting in the normal ward, praying hard and hoping to get an ICU bed soon. According to James, the frontliners are going out of their way to help her with whatever they have, while waiting for the bed.

Daniel could only cry out loudly, but he can't undo what he has done. Now he finally understands how the number has increased.

Moral of the story :
With the increasing number of cases, every person you meet may either be a close contact, a contact's contact, or a POSITIVE COVID.
But you know what is the good news? You can avoid Daniel's situation if you stay at home.

#StaySafe

This msg is brought to you by :
Dr. T. M. Shamani
(Based on a few true stories)

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"7289????" Daniel was shocked to see the drastic increase in the number of covid cases. He received the msg in one of his whatsapp groups.

"I don't know what the hell are these people doing until there are so many cases...🙄" he replied in the group.

Shortly after that,

"Ma, I'm going to my friends house for a while... I told him to give me all the pictures of the "secret gathering" we had yesterday, in a thumb drive.. Cannot upload on FB, they will catch, so I'm going to take it secretly.. 😁", he said while laughing.

Mother : "Ok boy, come back fast ok... I cooked your favourite mutton curry..
Too many Covid cases around... Dad and myself have not gone out for a long time because of this... Pls don't bring back any virus ok..."

Daniel laughed... "OK maa.. The way u are saying is as if I'm going to pack the virus and bring it back...🤣"

So Daniel went to James's house.

Lunch was ready, so James's mother invited him inside for lunch. James's mother know the covid cases are increasing, but she felt this boy doesn't have Covid because she knows this boy for such a long time. Daniel also know the Covid cases are increasing, but he felt this family won't have covid because they are like family to him too. Daniel loved all of them so much, especially the aunty. She always cooked for him.

So he went inside, took his mask off, asked them for a plastic to keep his mask so he can use it later when he is going back home, hugged everyone, everyone hugged him back, had his lunch together with the whole family, and had a great time catching up....

Then he went back home.

The next day, Daniel got a call from his Boss that one of his colleagues has been tested positive, so all of them have to do the swab. He hit his forehead and said "OK Boss, I will go and do."

Before doing the swab, he went to the supermarket. There he met another old friend, Ben after a long time. While talking, they both removed their masks because they are meeting after a long time.
Ben just got a baby after 10 years of waiting. Sincerely delighted with the news, Daniel gave Ben a big, tight hug before leaving.
"We will all come and visit the baby soon brother" he said...

Then he went for the Covid swab and went back home.

The next day, he received a call from the doctor that his swab results is positive.

He shouted back at the doctor "Cannot be laa doc!!! I don't have any symptoms... I wore mask everywhere I went what!!!"

Now - the most important part....

The Doctor tells him "Mr Daniel, now u have to give us a list of people that you had close contact with for the past few days, without leaving anyone out. They all need to do the swab."

So Daniel wrote the list down.
This time, he didn't laugh anymore.
His hand was trembling while writing, because they were all his loved ones.

In the list, were his parents & siblings who stayed with him, his friends that he met during the secret gathering, his girlfriend that he drove all around with, James, James's family, Ben...

"God, pls let this end with me... I hope I didn't pass it to anyone...How if anything happens to anyone of them because of me? God, none of them must be positive, please... " he prayed silently, wiping his tears.

So all their results came back the following day. His parents were positive, 4 of his friends that he met in the secret gathering was positive, James was positive, James's mother was positive, Ben was positive, Ben's precious baby was positive.

________

After 4 days, Daniel's mother was admitted to ICU.

During her last video call before intubation, she told him,

"Boy... Remember that I love you a lot... Take care of Dad... Dont feel bad that you brought the virus home... Either way also I am old already, that's why I can't cope... Remember its not your fault ok..."

She didn't make it in the end, and they couldn't even do the funeral.

While this was going on, he received a msg that James's mother needs to be admitted to ICU but all the ICUs are full at the moment, so she is still waiting in the normal ward, praying hard and hoping to get an ICU bed soon. According to James, the frontliners are going out of their way to help her with whatever they have, while waiting for the bed.

Daniel could only cry out loudly, but he can't undo what he has done. Now he finally understands how the number has increased.

Moral of the story :
With the increasing number of cases, every person you meet may either be a close contact, a contact's contact, or a POSITIVE COVID.
But you know what is the good news? You can avoid Daniel's situation if you stay at home.

#StaySafe

This msg is brought to you by :
Dr. T. M. Shamani
(Based on a few true stories)

This is how the case increases…Trust no one

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文長注意!

之前小歐在脫口秀社團po了外國佛心大神脫口秀演員Gary Gulman，在twitter上連載的366個脫口秀小訣竅。

小妹就認領了靈感篇來翻譯。以下為22個小訣竅的中英文對照，若有翻的不盡理想的地方，請留言詳述，我會再看怎麼修改。原文和網誌版會放在留言處，方便大家查看。

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靈感

Tip No. 41: You know those quirky little things you do and think? Collect them in a file or on paper. Even if you’re a storyteller, you can use these as details to add depth and distinction to your jokes.
你了解自己做或想的古怪小事嗎? 把他們記錄在紙上或檔案夾裡。即使你是講故事的人，也可以將這些內容作為細節，以增加笑話的深度和特色。

GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 45: Don’t Hoard Jokes
Don’t worry about “burning” material on a special or album. Hoarding jokes may signal to your brain that you’re out of ideas. “You can’t use up creativity. The more you use, the more you have.” — Maya Angelou.
不要囤積笑話。不要怕在演出或專場用光自己累積的材料。囤積笑話會對你的大腦發出信號，暗示你已經沒有想法。如同Maya Angelou所說:”你無法耗盡創意。 你使用的越多，你擁有的就越多。”

Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 45: This attitude has been crucial to an unprecedented streak of creativity over the last two years. I’ve written four hours of material, which is almost as much as I wrote in my first 23 years of comedy. Most important has been my health, this idea may be second.
Gary對此建議的想法: 在過去兩年中，這種態度對我的前所未有的創造力，有著至關重要的影響。我已經寫了四個小時的素材，這幾乎與我前23年的喜劇寫作一樣多。最重要的是我的健康，這個想法則排名第二位。

Tip No. 62: Look for inspiration everywhere. Paintings, music, poetry, rap, novels, nonfiction, short stories, theater, philosophy, etc. can all provide a spark for creativity. Cross-pollinate your work with broad influences and watch your creativity grow.
在各處尋找靈感。繪畫、音樂、詩歌、饒舌、小說、非小說、短篇故事、戲劇、哲學..等，都可以為創造力提供火花。以廣泛的影響力對你的工作進行異花授粉(原文:cross pollination，藉由風或昆蟲從別的花獲得繁衍的花粉)，並觀察你的創造力增長。

Tip No. 63: Write it all down while the coffee is still telling you you’re mighty. Reread after you’ve turned back into Dr. Banner (yes he’s a genius, but not as self-confident in that condition). That buzz is so valuable but needs editing.
在咖啡發揮效果告訴你”你超棒”的時期，把所有想法寫下來。當你回復成原本的自我 (原文: Dr. Banner，也就是尚未變身成綠巨人浩克的班納博士，是個缺乏自信的天才)時，重讀一次剛才的寫作。思緒激昂(原文:buzz，也有微醺、很鏘的意思)很珍貴，但需要編輯。

GARY'S FAVORITES
Gary(原作者)的最愛
Tip No. 90: After a Good Set, Brainstorm
You just had a great set. Instead of celebrating, use that hour or so after when the synapses are still firing and your confidence is soaring to voice record or write down the ideas that pop up during that especially fertile creative time.
如果你剛完成一場精采的表演，不用太早慶祝，要在大腦突觸仍在觸發、信心爆發、靈感特別豐腴的創作時間裡，把突然出現的想法錄音或寫下，再多花一個小時左右的時間繼續創作吧。

Gary’s thoughts on Tip No. 90: Huge help in making jokes that work longer and coming up with tangents and inspired ideas.
Gary對此建議的想法: 這建議在創作笑話的過程中提供巨大幫助，並提供變化和啟發性的想法。

Tip No. 92: Notice where you do your best thinking. The shower? Running? Listening to music? Not listening to music? Driving? Walking? Make sure to put yourself in the places where you’re doing your best thinking as frequently as possible.
你有注意過你在哪個’場景最能好好思考嗎。沐浴時？跑步時？聽音樂時？不聽音樂時？開車時?走路時？請盡量把自己放在最適合思考的場域。

Tip No. 132: I think you can limit frustration and discouragement by writing just a page on a new premise before trying it out onstage. See if there’s anything there before you spend a day on a new joke. But if you’re truly excited by the new idea, keep going!
我認為你可以在上台試笑話之前，先寫一頁的新前提，這可以限制你的挫敗感和沮喪感。在你花一整天開發新笑話之前，先研究前提是否可挖掘。但是，如果你真心對這個新點子感到興奮，那就放手去做吧!

Tip No. 143: Listen to strangers’ conversations. (I tell myself it’s not impolite if they’re being super-loud.) I got “How Dottie is that?” when a supercilious woman named Jodi bragged “How Jodi is that?” “So Jodi,” her friend replied.
偷聽陌生人的對談(我都告訴自己偷聽並不是沒禮貌的行徑，是他們講話太大聲了)。我有一次聽到一個名叫Jodi的膚淺女人吹噓"How Jodi is that?"，她朋友回覆:"So Jodi"，我因此想出了我的 “How Dottie is that?” 笑話。

Tip No. 157: Need new joke ideas? Be sensitive. If you’re uncomfortable with that word, use “irritable” (or grow up). A lot of good comedy comes from reaction to injustice or discomfort large and small, which requires being hypersensitive to those feelings.
需要新的笑話創意嗎？保持敏感。如果你對這個詞不滿意，請使用“煩躁”(或成長)。 許多優秀喜劇源自於對不平等或不適的大大小小的反應，產生這些感覺都需要保持敏感。

Tip No. 217: “All art is autobiographical. The pearl is the oyster’s autobiography.” — Federico Fellini. Purposefully mine your personal history for your act. Your life is a wellspring. Dig deep.
Federico Fellini說過:“所有藝術都是自傳。珍珠是牡蠣的自傳。”有目的得挖掘你的個人經歷，以作為你的演出。你的生活是靈感之源。請深入挖掘。

Tip No. 241: Many of your favorite writers include the same themes/subjects/objects/interests repeatedly in their work. Don’t be afraid to return again and again to your passions and obsessions to explore and expound.
你最愛的許多作家，都會在他們的作品裡重複探討相同的主題/目標/對象/興趣。不要害怕在你的熱情和沉迷之處，一次又一次得重複探索和闡述。

Tip No. 285: Explore unusual angles in a joke. Example: Examine things from the POV of a child or an Expert. My man Jimmy P and I still laugh over his “Martian response to high school football practice: Why are the hard-heads (players) taking orders from the small soft-heads (coach)?”
在笑話中探索不尋常的觀點。例如：從孩子或專家的視角觀看事物。我和我的兄弟Jimmy P仍會為他的笑話大笑:“火星人對高中足球訓練的反應：為什麼硬頭(球員)會從小型軟頭(教練)那裡得到命令？”

Tip No. 297: One of the miracles of comedy is that you can get redemption for suffering, small and large, by making something funny with it. When you are ready, try to write something funny about your mistakes, setbacks, or even tragedies.
喜劇的奇蹟之一是，藉由使事情變得有趣，你可以從大大小小的苦難中得到救贖。 當你準備就緒時，請嘗試寫一些有關你的錯誤、挫折甚至悲劇的有趣訊息。

Tip No. 298: Skim your life for the unusual events and activities that you can’t believe you were a part of or that people can’t believe you were a part of. Then write about it! Back row No. 93 MULLET:
No. 93後衛MULLET: “瀏覽你一生經歷過的、你或別人不敢相信你參與其中的奇特事件和活動。然後把它寫下來吧!“

Tip No. 310: When it comes to solving the puzzles that are our jokes, draw on every area of knowledge, expertise, and talent. It’s so gratifying to use a fact, a lesson, or a memory from elementary school, high school, or elsewhere to fill in the joke.
在解決我們玩笑的難關時，請利用各個領域的常識、專業知識和才能。用小學、高中或其他地方的事實、課業或回憶來充實笑話，會非常令人滿足。

Tip No. 311: Some of your best ideas will come to you in the shower. There’s science behind why it happens. Get a shower notepad if you have trouble remembering your ideas. Don’t listen to music. Listen to your thoughts. Ruminate on tonight’s set or a new joke.
洗澡時，你可能想到一些最好的點子。這現象的發生原因有科學依據。如果你難以記住自己的想法，請準備淋浴記事本。不要聽音樂。聽你的想法。用今晚的場景或一個新的笑話來反思。

Tip No. 313: Try teaching or informing the audience about something through some of your jokes. We love to learn while being entertained and vice versa. You have knowledge? Put it in your act! Just make sure it’s funny.
試試看通過講笑話來教導或告知聽眾新知識吧。我們喜歡在娛樂的同時學習，反之亦然。你有新知識嗎？把它放在你的演出！只要確保它很有趣就行。

Tip No. 327: Going home for Thanksgiving? Take copious notes! Your family is unique. Being reminded of the dynamics and adding new memories will be great resources for your act. “Family isn’t a word. It’s a sentence.”
逢年過節你會回家和家人團聚嗎？做大量筆記！你的家人是獨一無二的。記住動態場景並添加新的記憶，這會是你表演的寶貴資源。“家庭不是一個詞。 而是一個句子。”

Tip No. 331: There are great stories from our lives that we’re not able to translate into stand-up. Don’t throw them out. Collect those stories in a file for radio and TV and other interview situations.
我們生活中有許多很棒的故事，但我們無法將其轉化為脫口秀。可是不要把它們丟掉。要將這些故事收集在資料夾裡，以後在進行廣播和電視或採訪時可能用的到。

Tip No. 340: Volunteer! Especially if you don’t have a day job. There are so many opportunities to help. You will do good and have something new to write about. In NYC we have New York Cares. One year we decorated an elementary school for Halloween.
如果你沒有正職工作，當志工吧！你會有很多機會能幫助別人。你會做得很好，並有新的事情能寫。在紐約，我們設有紐約關懷中心。今年我們為萬聖節裝飾了一所小學。

Tip No. 358: I have recently started audio recording all notes sessions (for projects), and next time I pitch jokes with a friend I will record that too. It’s very helpful. You will be surprised at what you forgot when you listen back. Ask permission first.
我最近開始錄製所有筆記會話(用於專案)的錄音檔，並且下次我與朋友開玩笑時，我也會錄音。這非常有幫助。當你回聽時，你會驚訝於你忘記了什麼。但錄音前請先徵得許可。

Tip No. 360: Spending holidays with kids? Pay attention to them. Listen to them. Take note and embrace their curiosity and enthusiasm within your writing. (Also avoid the “kids these days” writing. It’s lazy.) Merry Christmas from your second favorite long-haired Jew.
和孩子一起度假嗎？注意觀察他們。聽他們說話。寫下你觀察到的東西並注意，並在寫作中懷抱孩子們的好奇心和熱情。(不要流水帳的寫“現在的小屁孩都如何如何”。這很懶。)你第二喜歡的長髮猶太叔叔在此祝你聖誕快樂(註，原作Gary是猶太人)。

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Lyrics:

You know the bed feels warmer
你知道這張床很溫暖
Sleeping here alone
卻獨自在這孤枕入眠
You know I dream in colour
你知道我的夢絢麗多彩
And do the things I want
做我所喜歡想要的事情

You think you got the best of me
你自以為你得到了最好的我
Think you had the last laugh
自以為你會笑到最後
Bet you think that everything good is gone
我打賭 你的如意算盤會全部落空
Think you left me broken down
想到你讓我痛苦心碎
Think that I'd come running back
想到我一直飽受煎熬
Baby you don't know me' cause you're dead wrong
親愛的你不瞭解我 你完全錯了

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
死裡逃生 讓你愈加堅強
Stand a little taller
站得更高 頂天立地
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone
即便孤身一人 但並不意味我孤單寂寞
What doesn't kill you makes a fighter
死裡逃生 造就一名鬥士
Footsteps even lighter
步履輕盈
Doesn't mean I'm over 'cause you're gone
你的消失離開 並不意味我的結束

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stronger
死裡逃生 讓你愈加堅強愈加勇敢
Just me, myself and I
只有我 唯有我
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
死裡逃生 讓你愈加堅強
Stand a little taller
站得更高 頂天立地
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone
即便孤身一人 但並不意味我孤單寂寞

You heard that I was starting over with someone new
你聽說我已另有新歡
They told you I was moving on over you
他們告訴你 我已把你拋棄

You didn't think that I'd come back
你沒料想到我會回來
I'd come back swinging
聲勢浩大的回來
You tried to break me' but you see
你試圖打擊我 但你看好了
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
死裡逃生 讓你愈加堅強
Stand a little taller
站得更高 頂天立地
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone
即便孤身一人 但並不意味我孤單寂寞
What doesn't kill you makes a fighter
死裡逃生 造就一名鬥士
Footsteps even lighter
步履輕盈
Doesn't mean I'm over cause you're gone
你的消失離開 並不意味我的結束

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, stronger
死裡逃生 讓你愈加堅強愈加勇敢
Just me, myself and I
只有我 唯有我
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger
死裡逃生 讓你愈加堅強
Stand a little taller
站得更高 頂天立地
Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone
即便孤身一人 但並不意味我孤單寂寞

Thanks to you I got a new thing started
感謝你 讓我找到新的開始
Thanks to you I'm not the broken hearted
感謝你 讓我不再心碎痛苦
Thanks to you I'm finally thinking about me
感謝你 讓我最終認識自我
You know in the end the day you left was just my beginning
你知道當那天結束我的離開 才是我的開始

#Stronger #AnthonyDircson #WillemijnMay

19.3.2013: Pesta Bahasa(Language Festival) Dikir Barat Category Qualifying Round for Form 5 students in SMJK Chung Hwa(SMCH) in Kota Bharu, Kelantan.

Lyrics:

Dikir Barat 5sc3

We are five science three
Rea rea ready? Come on
We are from five science th-ree come on yeah
We gonna rock this pesta bahasa

BA---HA---SA

We gonna rock this dikir barat competition HA HA!
Come on yeah
Come on bring on the challenge OH OW~
Don’t say OH OW
Say challenge BRING IT ON
No matter what ever happen
We’re gonna do it now
We’re gonna rock it now
No one can stop us now
(why?) Cuz five-science-three are Un-stoppable!

(limbo rock)

Every dikir boys and girls
All around five science th-ree
Gonna do dikir barat
During pesta bahasa

We got an Indian monitor (va ne kem)
A Chinese penyelaras (ni hao)
A Malaysian secretary (asalamualaikum-FAST!)
And we are satu Malaysia

*LAUGH*(Lang Kai)

(rasa sayang)

“do you guys feel good?!”

YEA!

Feeling very good
Feeling very very good
Hey, preparing this dikir barat
Not an easy job (YEA!)

Stay back every week
Stay back two three times a week
Hey, practice how to sing and how to make some noise oh yea~ HOI!

“ Five science three MAKE SOME NOISE!!! 5 6 7 8!!!"

(wau bulan –fast)

It's been so long
It's been so short
We may not know how fast we get here
Sometimes we fall
Sometimes we break
But at the end we still keep moving on

This is last year
With our classmate
After SP-M everybody split
After some years
We reunite
We talk about the past and memories
ME MO RIES!!!

(Dikir puteri)

We stay back in school to practice dikir
Practice for a total of two three times a week
Every time after practice Dikir-B
Everybody lose their voice
Their hands are hurt (OW!)

But the five science three spirit never ends (NO!)
We never give up and never say die (HO MC)
We all keep believing in our-selves (BELIEVE!)
One day we will claim dikir victory

Hey! Pesta Bahasa is a big event (BIG!)
Everybody do their best to perform their best(YEAH)
People of the crowd wanted big surprise (BIG!)
We will give it all to make the crowd go WOW! (WOW!)x5

*acappella*

Throughout this dikir barat yeah
(throughout this dikir barat yeah)
We learn a lot of ne-ew things
(we learn a lot of ne-ew things)

Five science three satu Malaysia (HEY!)
Satu budaya (HEY!)
We’re all in this together (THERx3-slow, THERx9-fast)

(Gangnam style-PSY)

Combination
Of five science one and two
Five science three (HEY)
We are the best (HEY)

Perseverance
Determination
We have it all
Not gonna fall

Everybody of SMJK Chung Hwa a a a a……….

We are five science three
Eyy……..
Everybody
Scream shout make some noise
Lik a hooligan
Eyy……..
Sexy teachers
Please please please give us all the marks you have

[scream-usher(high part)]

ohh….
Ohh……
OHh………
OHH………….. *slow down*

AU! (Jia Xuan)

YEAH! EH..Eh…eh…
It’s the end of our dikir
We hope you enjoy ah-ooh
Sc3 sc3 ooh sc3 sc3
Ah-ooh sc3 sc3 ooh sc3

[Leaving]Thank you too everyone
For watching our dikir barat
From class five science three ah-ooh
Sc3 sc3 ooh sc3 sc3
Ah-ooh sc3 sc3 ooh sc3
It’s time to say goodbye…bye…bye…bye….bye….bye…..

*finish*

© 2013 biqto x 5S3 All Rights Reserved

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"Ariana Grande - thank u, next" Lyrics:

Thought I'd end up with Sean
But he wasn't a match
Wrote some songs about Ricky
Now I listen and laugh
Even almost got married
And for Pete, I'm so thankful
Wish I could say, "Thank you" to Malcolm
'Cause he was an angel
One taught me love
One taught me patience
And one taught me pain
Now, I'm so amazing
I've loved and I've lost
But that's not what I see
So, look what I got
Look what you taught me
And for that, I say
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next (next)
Thank you, next (next)
I'm so fuckin'
Spend more time with my friends
I ain't worried 'bout nothin'
Plus, I met someone else
We havin' better discussions
I know they say I move on too fast
But this one gon' last
'Cause her name is Ari
And I'm so good with that (so good with that)
She taught me love (love)
She taught me patience (patience)
How she handles pain (pain)
That shit's amazing (yeah, she's amazing)
I've loved and I've lost (yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (yeah, yeah)
'Cause look what I've found (yeah, yeah)
Ain't no need for searching, and for that, I say
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (thank you)
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (said thank you, next)
Thank you, next (next)
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next
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I'm so fucking
One day I'll walk down the aisle
Holding hands with my mama
I'll be thanking my dad
'Cause she grew from the drama
Only wanna do it once, real bad
Gon' make that shit last
God forbid something happens
Least this song is a smash (song is a smash)
I've got so much love (love)
Got so much patience (patience)
I've learned from the pain (pain)
I turned out amazing (turned out amazing)
I've loved and I've lost (yeah, yeah)
But that's not what I see (yeah, yeah)
'Cause look what I've found (yeah, yeah)
Ain't no need for searching
And for that, I'll say
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next (thank you, next)
Thank you, next (said thank you, next)
Thank you, next (next)
I'm so fuckin' grateful for my ex
Thank you, next
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Yeah, yee
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Yeah, yee