คำตอบของมิสเวิลด์ปีนี้ ครูฟังแล้วน้ำตาคลอไปด้วยเลย
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~~ ถ้าวันนี้ฉันคือต้นไม้ใหญ่ เป็นเพราะฉันมีแม่กับพ่อที่เป็นดั่งราก รากที่คอยส่งต่อสิ่งดีๆให้ผลผลิตแก่ฉัน ยอมสละความสุขส่วนตัวทุกอย่างเพื่อให้ฉันได้มีวันนี้ ❤️
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“The most inspiring woman to me is my mother.
Now I must say, if my mother and my father are the roots, and I'm the tree, then really, any work that I do, anything that I'm able to change in the world...It is the fruits of their labor and I watched her (my mother) pour everything into me, even at the sacrifice of her own wants and her needs, and that's why I am able to sit before you today."
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ผู้หญิงที่สร้างแรงบันดาลใจให้ฉันมากที่สุด คือแม่ของฉัน
หากเปรียบแม่และพ่อของฉันเป็นดั่งราก และฉันเป็นต้นไม้
เช่นนั้นแล้ว งานใดๆที่ฉันทำ
สิ่งใดๆที่ฉันสามารถเปลี่ยนแปลงได้ในโลกนี้
ก็ล้วนแล้วแต่เป็นผลผลิตจากแรงอุตสาหะของพวกเขา
และฉันเห็นแม่ทุ่มเททุกอย่างให้กับฉัน
แม้ต้องยอมสละซึ่งความสุขส่วนตัวและความต้องการต่างๆในชีวิตก็ตาม
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และมันคือเหตุผลว่า ทำไมฉันถึงได้มานั่งอยู่ตรงหน้าคุณได้ในวันนี้
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Have a good laugh! N most importantly remind your child the importance of biology class 😜
Here’s what happened:
Just after dinner one night, my son came up to tell me there was “something wrong” with one of the two lizards he holds prisoner in his room.
“He’s just lying there looking sick,” he told me. “I’m serious, Dad . Can you help?”
I put my best lizard-healer expression on my face and followed him into his bedroom. One of the little lizards was indeed lying on his back, looking stressed. I immediately knew what to do.
“Honey,” I called, “come look at the lizard!”
“Oh, my gosh!” my wife exclaimed. “She’s having babies.”
“What?” my son demanded. “But their names are Bert and Ernie, Mom!”
I was equally outraged.
“Hey, how can that be? I thought we said we didn’t want them to reproduce,” I said accusingly to my wife.
“Well, what do you want me to do, post a sign in their cage?”she inquired (I think she actually said this sarcastically!).
“No, but you were supposed to get two boys!” I reminded her (in my most loving, calm, sweet voice, while gritting my teeth).
“Yeah, Bert and Ernie!” my son agreed.
“Well, it’s just a little hard to tell on some guys, you know!” she informed me (Again with the sarcasm!).
By now the rest of the family had gathered to see what was going on. I shrugged, deciding to make the best of it.
"Kids, this is going to be a wondrous experience,” I announced. “We’re about to witness the miracle of birth.”
“Oh, gross!” they shrieked.
“Well, isn’t THAT just great? What are we going to do with a litter of tiny little lizard babies?” my wife wanted to know.
We peered at the patient. After much struggling, what looked like a tiny foot would appear briefly, vanishing a scant second later.
“We don’t appear to be making much progress,” I noted.
“It’s breech,” my wife whispered, horrified.
“Do something, Dad!” my son urged.
“Okay, okay.” Squeamishly, I reached in and grabbed the foot when it next appeared, giving it a gentle tug. It disappeared. I tried several more times with the same results.
“Should I call 911?” my eldest daughter wanted to know. "Maybe they could talk us through the trauma.” (You see a pattern here with the females in my house?)
“Let’s get Ernie to the vet,” I said grimly.
We drove to the vet with my son holding the cage in his lap.
“Breathe, Ernie, breathe,” he urged.
“I don’t think lizards do Lamaze,” his mother noted to him. (Women can be so cruel to their own young. I mean what she does to me is one thing, but this boy is of her womb, for G~d’s sake.).
The vet took Ernie back to the examining room and peered at the little animal through a magnifying glass.
“What do you think, Doc, a C-section?” I suggested scientifically.
“Oh, very interesting,” he murmured. “Mr. and Mrs.. Cameron, may I speak to you privately for a moment?”
I gulped, nodding for my son to step outside.
“Is Ernie going to be okay?” my wife asked.
“Oh, perfectly,” the vet assured us. ‘This lizard is not in labor. In fact, that isn’t EVER going to happen. Ernie is a boy. You see, Ernie is a young male. And, occasionally, as they come into maturity, like most male species, they um...um . . . masturbate. Just the way he did, lying on his back.” He blushed, glancing at my wife.
We were silent, absorbing this.
“So, Ernie’s just...just...excited?", my wife offered.
“Exactly,” the vet replied, relieved that we understood.
More silence. Then my vicious, cruel wife started to giggle. And giggle. And then even laugh loudly.
“What’s so funny?” I demanded, knowing, but not believing that the woman I married would commit the upcoming affront to my flawless manliness.
Tears were now running down her face. "It's just...that...I’m picturing you pulling on its...its...teeny little...”
She gasped for more air to bellow in laughter once more.
“That’s enough,” I warned. We thanked the vet and hurriedly bundled the lizard and our son back into the car.. He was glad everything was going to be okay.
“I know Ernie’s really thankful for what you did, Dad.” he told me.
“Oh, you have NO idea,” my wife agreed, collapsing with laughter.
Two lizards: $140.
One cage: $50.
Trip to the vet: $30.
Memory of your husband pulling on a lizard’s winkie: Priceless!
Moral of the story: Pay attention in biology class. Lizards lay eggs!
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南非37歲婦女一次生10胞胎,最後卻被逮捕送進精神病房,還引發媒體、丈夫、官員大亂戰?英文從雙胞胎到十胞胎都有特定講法,日文懷孕要好好說...不然小心生下胡蘿蔔!
05:23 pregnant 懷孕的
05:49 pregnant woman 孕婦
06:00 妊娠 Ninshin
06:11 人参(胡蘿蔔) Ninjin
06:49 임신 imsin
08:22 twin 雙胞胎
08:33 I hav a twin brother 我有一個雙胞胎兄弟
08:44 They are twins 他們是雙胞胎
08:59 tri 三(個的)
09:07 triplets 三胞胎
09:24 decuplets 十胞胎
09:38 deci 十(個的)
10:59 I was born in Hualien 我在花蓮出生
11:35 birth 出生
11:50 My mother gave birth to six babies 我媽媽生了6個小孩
12:45 labor 勞工
12:49 She’s having labor 她在陣痛分娩
14:27 双子 Futago
14:33 二つ Futatsu
14:36 二人 Futari
14:51 双子座 Futagoza
15:13 Gemini 雙子座
15:41 쌍둥이 ssangdung-i
15:50 쌍둥이자리 ssangdung-ijali
16:06 열 쌍둥이 yeol ssangdung-i
16:43 十つ子 totsugo
18:44 ward 病房
18:55 mental ward 精神病房
19:47 精神病棟 Seishin byoutou
19:57 정신병동 jeongsinbyeongdong
20:22 病院 Byouin
20:38 pregnant 懷孕的
20:52 gave birth 生下
21:01 妊娠 Ninshin
21:07 임신 imsin
21:14 twin 雙胞胎
21:18 双子 Futago
21:22 쌍둥이 ssangdung-i
21:29 decuplets 十胞胎
21:34 十つ子 totsugo
21:38 열 쌍둥이 yeol ssangdung-i
21:46 mental ward 精神病房
21:51 精神病棟 Seishin byoutou
21:57 정신병동 jeongsinbyeongdong
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