關於 hold off意思 ，我們在網路上蒐集到這些相關的討論、資訊與評價

翻聽Bob Dylan的《Desolation Row》湧起一股莫名的觸動，感覺就像走過了一條漫長的荒涼之路。頭兩句不知怎的讓我想到最近的香港：

They’re selling postcards of the hanging
They’re painting the passports brown

他們販售吊刑的名信片
他們把護照髹成啡色

然後我便分外留神聽接下來發生甚麼事：

The beauty parlor is filled with sailors
The circus is in town
Here comes the blind commissioner
They’ve got him in a trance
One hand is tied to the tight-rope walker
The other is in his pants
And the riot squad they’re restless
They need somewhere to go
As Lady and I look out tonight
From Desolation Row

美髮店擠滿了水手
馬戲團就在城後
然後來了一個特首
他們將他發入吽竇
一隻手綁住走鋼線高手
另一隻插在褲袋裡頭
還有防暴警察全在煩躁無休
他們需要某個地方抖抖
像這位小姐和我遍夜尋求
由荒涼之路口

然後找到哪裡去？似乎是酒館。

Cinderella, she seems so easy
“It takes one to know one,” she smiles
And puts her hands in her back pockets
Bette Davis style
And in comes Romeo, he’s moaning
“You Belong to Me I Believe”
And someone says, “You’re in the wrong place my friend
You better leave”
And the only sound that’s left
After the ambulances go
Is Cinderella sweeping up
On Desolation Row

灰姑娘，她似乎幾開放
「講嗰個就係嗰個。」佢笑咗
然後將雙手插進後袋
貝蒂戴維斯的風格
然後來了個羅密歐，佢喺度呻吟
「你係屬於我㗎我相信！」
然後有人話：「你來錯地方喇朋友，
你最好離開。」
然後唯一留低的聲音
在救護車走了之後
是灰姑娘的掃地聲
在荒涼之道上

我很喜歡這一種講故事的歌，因為這才叫做「吟遊」。當現在的歌失去了這種吟遊性，就空餘下一堆感質。我們已經不再用灰姑娘來形容負責打掃地方的女人，我喜歡這樣的形容，但設定跟原著是反轉的：掃完地，一到十二點，她就準時穿回自己的玻璃鞋。

然後已經好夜好夜了：

Now the moon is almost hidden
The stars are beginning to hide
The fortune-telling lady
Has even taken all her things inside
All except for Cain and Abel
And the hunchback of Notre Dame
Everybody is making love
Or else expecting rain
And the Good Samaritan, he’s dressing
He’s getting ready for the show
He’s going to the carnival tonight
On Desolation Row

現在月亮就快都看不見
繁星也開始隱淡
占卜未來的女人
甚已將她的所有東西收起
所有除了該隱和亞伯
以及聖母院的鐘樓佗俠
人人都在做愛
或其餘的在等雨
然後有個好撒馬利亞人，他在換裝
他已經準備好出騷
今晚他將會前往嘉年華
在荒涼之道上

突然輪到《哈姆雷特》的女主角奧菲利亞登場：

Now Ophelia, she’s ’neath the window
For her I feel so afraid
On her twenty-second birthday
She already is an old maid
To her, death is quite romantic
She wears an iron vest
Her profession’s her religion
Her sin is her lifelessness
And though her eyes are fixed upon
Noah’s great rainbow
She spends her time peeking
Into Desolation Row

現在奧菲利亞，她就倚在窗旁
我真為她擔心
在她廿二歲生日時
她已經是一個老女僕
對她，死亡是幾浪漫
她穿了一件鐵的背心
信仰就是她的自白
白活就是她的罪名
雖然她已定睛望着上方
那道挪亞的偉大彩虹
但她仍是費上時間來偷望
那條荒涼之路

而你有沒有聽過愛恩斯坦拉小提琴？這一個卻不是那一個，因為他太潦倒了：

Einstein, disguised as Robin Hood
With his memories in a trunk
Passed this way an hour ago
With his friend, a jealous monk
He looked so immaculately frightful
As he bummed a cigarette
Then he went off sniffing drainpipes
And reciting the alphabet
Now you would not think to look at him
But he was famous long ago
For playing the electric violin
On Desolation Row

愛恩斯坦扮成羅賓漢
帶着他車尾廂的回憶
在一小時前才經過這裡
和他的朋友、來自善妒寺的僧侶
他看起來不染得可怕
尤其在他討煙的時候
接着他走去嗅着水喉
叨唸着字母
現在你不會想望到他
但好耐之前他都風光過
奏着電子提琴
在那荒涼之路

從荒涼到荒淫？

Dr. Filth, he keeps his world
Inside of a leather cup
But all his sexless patients
They’re trying to blow it up
Now his nurse, some local loser
She’s in charge of the cyanide hole
And she also keeps the cards that read
“Have Mercy on His Soul”
They all play on pennywhistles
You can hear them blow
If you lean your head out far enough
From Desolation Row

猥褻醫生，他將他的世界
藏在一隻皮杯裡
但他所有無性的病人
他們正嘗試吹起它
現在他的護士，某個本地的失敗者
她是山埃孔的話事人
而她亦藏了一張卡片寫着
「願主垂憐他的靈魂」
他們全都玩着尖哨
你可以聽到他們在吹
如果你把頭傾得夠遠
從荒涼之道

卡薩諾瓦是意大利聞名的詩人情聖，這一段特別令我着迷：

Across the street they’ve nailed the curtains
They’re getting ready for the feast
The Phantom of the Opera
A perfect image of a priest
They’re spoonfeeding Casanova
To get him to feel more assured
Then they’ll kill him with self-confidence
After poisoning him with words
And the Phantom’s shouting to skinny girls
“Get Outa Here If You Don’t Know
Casanova is just being punished for going
To Desolation Row”

對面街他們已釘上帷幕
他們已準備好一場盛宴
《歌聲魅影》
牧師的完美形象
他們用湯匙向卡薩諾瓦灌藥
讓他稍為有安全感
然後他們用自信來殺掉他
之前用文字毒害他
然後魅影向瘦削的女孩們喊道：
「如果你不知道就請你們離開
卡薩諾瓦已經受罪因他
前往荒涼之道。」

接下來這一段，我懷疑是在描寫納粹的集中營：

Now at midnight all the agents
And the superhuman crew
Come out and round up everyone
That knows more than they do
Then they bring them to the factory
Where the heart-attack machine
Is strapped across their shoulders
And then the kerosene
Is brought down from the castles
By insurance men who go
Check to see that nobody is escaping
To Desolation Row

現在午夜所有特工
和超人類團隊
出來圍住了所有人
因為知道了不該知道的
然後把他們帶到工廠
那裡有心臟病機器
綁在他們的肩膊上
然之後那煤油
從城堡裡帶下來
有人會以防萬一
檢查一下看看是否無人能逃
逃往荒涼之路

Bob Dylan這首歌可能戲仿了英國詩人ES艾略特的長詩《荒原》，這首詩的一大特色是沒有人能看懂一個字——每個字都懂，湊起來卻不成意思。之前跟大家介紹過的艾茲拉龐德，勉強把《荒原》翻改成可讀的版本，加了很多註腳，務求令世人讀得通它的真意。這個情節，Bob Dylan也收錄在《Desolation Row》第九節裡面：

Praise be to Nero’s Neptune
The Titanic sails at dawn
And everybody’s shouting
“Which Side Are You On?”
And Ezra Pound and T. S. Eliot
Fighting in the captain’s tower
While calypso singers laugh at them
And fishermen hold flowers
Between the windows of the sea
Where lovely mermaids flow
And nobody has to think too much
About Desolation Row

讚美歸於尼祿的海王星
鐵達尼啟程於黎明
而每個人都發出喊聲
「你到底站哪一邊？」
而艾茲拉龐和ES艾略
在船長的塔上決鬥
卡利索普歌手取笑他們
漁民手執鮮花
在大海的窗戶之間
那裡有可愛的美人魚流過
此際沒有人想太多
關於那荒涼之路

是的，Bob Dylan是在模仿ES艾略特式的混亂，而在最後一節揭曉了混亂的原因：

Yes, I received your letter yesterday
(About the time the doorknob broke)
When you asked how I was doing
Was that some kind of joke?
All these people that you mention
Yes, I know them, they’re quite lame
I had to rearrange their faces
And give them all another name
Right now I can’t read too good
Don’t send me no more letters, no
Not unless you mail them
From Desolation Row

係呀，我尋日收到你嘅信
（大概在門鎖壞了的時候）
你問我最近過成怎樣
是一個需要笑的笑話嗎？
全部這些你所提及的人
係呀，我知道佢哋，佢哋都幾無趣
我需要重新構建他們的臉容
給他們全都搞混了名字
此際我已經不太擅於閱讀
不要再寄更多的信給我了，不要
除非它們是你寄自
於荒涼之路

聽過這麼多段，就像走完了一段漫長的荒涼的路，有一種想哭的感覺。Bob Dylan的音樂經常都給予的這種荒涼感，只有經歷很多的人才會有這種感覺，寫得出這種詞，流下了這滴淚。

作者

【我親愛的Zoom視訊客人們】
To My Dear Zoom Clients

我忍了真的⋯⋯真的⋯⋯很久，今天過後實在忍無可忍，一定要叮嚀所有過去和未來的客人們。

我年紀很大了，受不了太大的刺激。

拜託，你們可以Zoom好來嗎？😓😑

一、Zoom視訊的視角 = 拍護照照的視角

護照自2020年起就已成為古董，但大家這一生應該有拍過證件照吧！

對了，就是要頭髮整齊，讓我看到你的雙耳、雙眼、鼻子、嘴巴、頸項和肩膀，到胸部。

我批八字時，需要看整個面相。不要讓你一半的臉掉出鏡頭外，這樣很像鍾無艷，也不要嘴巴不見掉，這樣我很像在跟一條羅漢魚視訊。

我看面相包括看你的嘴巴、牙齒和說話時的嘴形。是的，看相就是需要那麼仔細。

如果你的螢幕太低，那就找書本或舊報紙，把螢幕墊高一點。別讓我整一個小時半只看到你的雙下巴，會把你的面相比例給看錯。

不要一直告訴我不好意思，方法是人想出來的。

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二、光線

太暗，我看你如見鬼。
太亮，我會看不清你的膚色。
拉開窗簾，不要背向陽光。
有必要的話，就直接開燈！

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三、勿放什麼椰樹沙灘/金門大橋的虛擬背景圖

什麼虛擬背景圖都不要放啦～

我的家美最重要，我不在乎你的家美不美，我只是來看命的。

如果你的Wi-Fi不是很強，電腦功能不是很厲害，這類的虛擬背景圖會讓你的視訊畫面卡卡的。

有時你轉個身，整個右邊不見了，或部份的頭髮少了，讓我覺得我好像在看恐怖片，嚇人啊～

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四、環境和聲音

有些海外客人其實非常用心。為了與我視訊，特別去買有麥克風的耳機🎧，讓我能更清楚的聽到他們的聲音。😍

沒有使用耳機和麥克風的客人，往往他們的聲音會有種空氣般的回音，如果他們本身講話又小聲，我的耳機聲量開滿，我還是聽得滿辛苦的

也有香港和馬來西亞客人租過會議室、鐘點房間或單人工作室，就是為了不受家人的干擾，能安心的與我視訊。😍

最有趣的是，去年新加坡阻斷措施時，有位男客人跑到屋外的走廊坐在地上與我視訊。只是外頭風聲有點大，我好幾次都聽不清楚他的聲音。

曾有客人在咖啡廳與我視訊。咖啡廳裡的高談闊論聲和器皿的敲擊聲，頻頻從我的耳機闖進我的耳朵，哇～我的耳朵那時真的是活受罪，還要裝一副氣定神閒的樣子。

天啊，兩次過後，我寧願退錢，也不再見這樣的客人了。耳朵只有一對，我要保護好啊！

在這裡聲明：一般我們買手機時的那種有麥克風的耳機，就已能視訊。沒有戴耳機和麥克風的客人，我一概會拒絕諮詢，把費用原銀奉還。

五、孩子

曾試過諮詢的前20分鐘，一直被女客人的小孩打擾，進來哭著要媽媽主持公道。

如果你家中有六歲以下的兒童，會時不時來敲你的門，我建議你還是先別約我。你這樣會分心，無法聽好我交代的事，而我也得一直等你去安撫你的孩子，就無法在限定時間內看完你的八字，這樣對誰都不公平。

六、我只見客人一人

這個規矩，從我一出道就定下來，也清楚的寫在網站上，根本不用一而再的來試探水溫。

但這兩個星期，還是有客人硬闖關，事先安排自己的配偶/孩子坐在電腦的另一面，要他們聽我講他的八字。

我從不改我的規矩，也沒有八字或風水是我非看不可的。

讀書這麼高，連自己的命都不能自己負責，這已經不是能改到命的人了。

你一定要你的配偶陪你聽，那你需要的不是我來教你改命，是你的配偶來安你的心。

將來若還有這樣的事，我會直接中斷視訊，把錢退回去。

七、「我第一次用Zoom！」

可是從報名那天到今天的諮詢，你有兩個月的時間去摸索。

兩個月，怎麼還是錯誤百出？因為客人根本沒有事先準備和練習。

結果我就這樣等了20分鐘，還得等對方下載軟件。

Zoom不難使用，但如果是你沒有花時間去摸索，就不要撒謊，直接說，我就直接退現錢。

品德是改命的資糧，不要為了自己能脫身就隨便編一個漏洞百出的謊，還說自己是好人。這...不會臉皮太厚了嗎？

小事都不願做好，絕對不會成大器。

八、暈車

有些客人用Ipad或手機來視訊。

重點是，他一支手拿著手機，一支手拿筆寫筆記。他一邊寫，另一支手就一邊搖晃。他做在床上，移動一下，手機就彷彿大海嘯幾下🌊

我一天如果見三個這樣客人，我的視線就搖晃了5個小時。工作完畢後，頭也會痛得厲害，無法完成晚上製片的工作。

沒有自拍器三腳架，也應該有些書本或東西來頂著手機。

各位，多點善心，為我著想一下吧⋯⋯

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To My Dear Zoom Clients

I have been enduring it for a really really long time. That's it! I am gonna put a stop to this after today and send out this reminder to all my past and future clients.

I am getting on in years, and cannot stand too much stimulation.

Please.... can you guys do a proper Zoom?

Number 1: Going on screen in Zoom = Taking a photograph for your passport.

Since 2020, the passport has become something of an antique but I believe everyone has taken some kind of ID photos! Yes, the ones with your neatly combed trusses where I can see both your ears, nose, mouth, neck, shoulder all the way to your chest.

I would like to see your full face during the Bazi Consultation. Please don't allow half your face to fall off the screen and you end up looking like Zhong Wu Yan! Please also don't hide your mouth making me feel like I am talking to a Arrowana.

When I analyze your facial features, it includes your mouth, teeth and the shape of your mouth while you are talking. Yes, it is down to such level of details.

If your PC / Laptop monitor is too low, please find a book or old newspapers and stack it on top. Please don't let me only see your double chin for that 1.5 hours, as I would probably get the proportion of your face wrong.

Don't keep telling me you are apologetic. Think of a way out.

Number 2: The background lighting.

Too dark, you risk looking like a ghost.

Too bright, I cannot figure out your skin color.

Draw open the curtains, but don't face your back to the sunlight.

If necessary, just turn on the lights!

Number 3: Background images of coconut trees on sandy beaches or the Golden Gate Bridge.

There is no need to put on a virtual background. I only care about how my hone looks, I am not bothered by yours. I am only here to see your Bazi.

If your WIFI signal or your PC / Laptop performance is poor, using the virtual background can often make your Zoom video choppy. Sometimes when you turn your body, one side of your body or some part of your hair will disappear. It's really like one of those spooky movies scaring the wits out of me.

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Number 4: Background environment and noise.

Some of my overseas clients really put in effort for our Zoom sessions. They bought a headset with a mic so that I can hear them properly and vice versa.

Those that did not use a earphone or a headset often sounded echo-ish, and if they spoke softly, I would have to turn on the volume on my side full throttle and still have a hard time trying to hear them.

There are some clients from Hong Kong and Malaysia who would rent meeting rooms, hotel rooms or private work spaces by the hour so as to reduce any disturbance from others and better focus on the Zoom session with me.

I recalled an interesting incident during the Circuit Breaker last year. A client from Singapore Zoom-ed with me along the corridor outside his house. Most of the time, I was hearing the howling of the winds rather than his voice.

Some clients sat themselves in coffee places for our session. These places are often filled with loud chatters and the clanging of cups and plates, and my ears suffered terribly. Yet, I have to continue to be seen as composed and attentive.

Goodness me, after 2 of such experiences, I decided that I rather refund these clients and never see them again. I have only 1 pair of ears and I want to protect them at all costs!

A normal earpiece that comes with the purchase of a handphone is good enough for Zoom video calls. For clients who do not have a earpiece/headset and a mic, I would end the consultation and refund the monies.

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Number 5: Children

There was once where a session with a female client was repeatedly disrupted by her kids, running in crying for their mother to settle their quarrels. If you have children below 6 years of age, and likely to interrupt our session, I suggest you don't book a consultation with me.

You will be distracted, unable to focus on my advice and I have to wait for you to clear up the situation with your children, eating into the allowable time for me to complete the consultation. This is unfair to both you and me.

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Number 6: I only meet one person, that is the Client.

I have set this requirement the day I stepped into this line of work, and it is clearly written in my booking form. There is no need to try your luck under any circumstances.

But in the space of 2 weeks, there were some clients who rode their luck and got their spouse / child to sit on the other side of the screen to listen in on our consultation.

I never change my stance, and there is no single client that I cannot afford to lose.

If you insist to have your spouse sit in, it is apparent that you do not need me to help transform your destiny. Rather you really need your spouse to put your heart at ease.

If such things happen the next time, I will end the session immediately and refund the fees.

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Number 7: "My first time using Zoom"

But you have 2 full months to prepare before our actual consultation. You did not end up wasting time exploring the software and I wasted 20 mins waiting for you to download the software.

Zoom is an easy software to use but if you did not spend the time to familiarize yourself with it, please quit the lies and tell me directly. I will refund the consultation fees on the spot.

Our moral ethics serve as the foundation for our transformation. Stop weaving web of lies to get out of sticky situations, and still claim that you are a good person. Isn't this too thick-skinned?

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Number 8: Giddy spells

Some clients use Ipad or their handphones for the Zoom session. Crucially, they hold the device with one hand, and take notes with the other. As they write, the other hand holding the phone becomes shaky. If he is doing that on his bed, his handphone would shake like a tsunami wave every time he changes his position.

If I see 3 such clients within a day, it would be 5 hours of shaking visuals for me. That would mean a splitting headache at the end of my work day, and not being able to work on my videos at night.

Even if you don't have a tripod stand, at least prop up the device with a book or something.

Please everyone, please be kind and have mercy on me......

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[122914] 29114. 白箱：我沒有要責備你的意思"Shirobako" I'm Not Blaming You (2014)★★
[122915] 29115. 白箱：你覺得我想要表達什麼？"Shirobako" What Do You Think I Was Trying to Say? (2014)★★
[122916] 29116. 白箱：再一杯就好"Shirobako" Just One More (2014)★★★
[122917] 29117. 白箱：賣原畫的少女"Shirobako" The Little Key Frames Girl (2014)★★
[122918] 29118. 白箱：EXODUS的聖誕節"Shirobako" Exodus Christmas (2014)★★★
[122919] 29119. 白箱：你喜歡什麼樣的雲？"Shirobako" What Kind of Cloud Do You Like? (2015)★★
[122920] 29120. 白箱：毫不留情的徵選會會議"Shirobako" The Ruthless Audition Meeting (2015)★★

[122921] 29121. 白箱：用這種畫可以嗎？"Shirobako" Will These Drawings Work? (2015)★★
[122922] 29122. 白箱：全面翻盤"Shirobako" Table Flip (2015)★★
[122923] 29123. 白箱：我到底是在哪裡呢…"Shirobako" Where Am I... (2015)★★
[122924] 29124. 白箱：你們是套好招的吧！"Shirobako" You Set Me Up! (2015)★★
[122925] 29125. 白箱：釣得到嗎？"Shirobako" Did You Catch Any? (2015)★★
[122926] 29126. 白箱：我會像野馬戰機加油的！"Shirobako" I'll Do My Best, Mustang! (2015)★★
[122927] 29127. 白箱：別拿品質當作人質"Shirobako" Don't Hold the Quality Hostage (2015)★★
[122928] 29128. 白箱：諾亞的內衣。"Shirobako" Noa's in Her Underwear (2015)★★★
[122929] 29129. 白箱：全面翻盤續集"Shirobako" Table Flip Continued (2015)★★★
[122930] 29130. 白箱：遙遠的交件之路"Shirobako" The Delivery That Was Too Far Off (2015)★★★

“SO LONG” by Hans Chen, now available everywhere: https://www.soundscape.net/a/3538
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我以為這是一首科幻搖滾輕情歌
原來是一段感官衝突的頹喪自白

19年暑假的開端，全才音樂人 #Hans陳思翰 第三首的單曲發表
帶著夏日律動的美式 #IndiePop 風格
配襯在輕快節奏下的自白淡然地耐人尋味
似是而非
難道不是現代人求生存自然獲取的技能？

如果問「你猜我在笑還是在哭」
聽著聽著
後來也搞不清楚了

其實我一直都有比情歌更悲傷的事
直到惡魔的聲音的籠罩


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獨立流行音樂-
乍看疑惑 有點矛盾的形容
按下 Play 鍵之後你可能就豁然開朗了
-
Synth Pop 的電子元素 Hold 住正的流行復古風
融入了 Vocal Manipulation, Sample Chops, 等 新Internet 世代的數位感
在一片 Artificial 裡你還是能聽到木吉他與電吉他等保有經典
Organic 手感的音色 讓冰冷的電腦音樂灌進了一點人的氣息

帶著 Indie 那股 DIY 實驗精神
想要 Snap 響指更清脆 那就加點鑰匙掉落的撞擊聲
想要隱約存在不間斷的節奏 那就加個連續打字的鍵盤敲打
想要在段落存在強烈的沖擊感 那就加個用力甩門的聲音吧
Indie 音樂的建立 不在於厲害的樂器或高端的硬體器材
對於聲音 想要什麼 Just F***ing Do It
哪怕只是用嘴巴模擬出來的聲音 都能成為化龍點睛的效果
Indie Pop
這樣的元素組合出來了


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Hans陳思翰，一名流行音樂工作者，曾以樂團身份製作過三張錄音室專輯，入圍三次金曲獎最佳樂團，沒有流行音樂廠牌的支持，十年間，做的是想象中的音樂，喜歡的音樂，好聽的音樂，默默精進耕耘。
發行首張個人唱作專輯這事，早在三年前念頭就已萌芽，Hans精選的創作一首首納入歌庫，直到正式進入製作期，發覺三年前想做的東西，似乎已不符合三年後自己的期望，對Hans來說，音樂從來都不是件輕鬆的事，創作人的通病就是永遠沒有最好只有更好，創作力爆發，一首首歌庫內的精選再更新，繼續展開無盡循環的音樂人生，繼續探索在音樂世界裡的自我

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Hans：#SOLONG 是一種再見也或許不會再見的意思
有些分離 是無論如何都沒有正確方式說Goodbye
因為 最終都是心碎


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SO LONG
Music : Hans陳思翰
Lyrics : Hans陳思翰
Arrangement : Hans陳思翰


All this time
I’ve got something more heartbroken than a love song
Sick of playing, sick of singing those sad songs
As pure as heaven
As clear as diamonds

All this time
I’ve been hiding a little something from you
If I tell the truth is there anyone I can run to
It sounds so funny
But no one’s laughing

So long
I don’t wanna sing along tonight
I just wanna be all alone
So long
I don’t wanna dance with you tonight
I just wanna get it off of my mind
Wow Oh Oh
There’s no right way to say goodbye
Cuz we all end up with a broken heart

So long
I don’t wanna sing along tonight
I just wanna be all alone
So long
I don’t wanna dance with you tonight
I just wanna get it off of my mind
Wow Oh Oh
Fxxk it, I’m getting out of here
I guess I’ll be on my way


All this time
I Still got something more heartbroken than a love song
Sick of always playing same old sad songs
As pure as heaven
As clear as diamonds

All this time
I’ve been hiding a little something from you
If I tell the truth is there anyone I can run to
It might sound crazy
But I can’t be the only

So long
I don’t wanna sing along tonight
I just wanna be all alone
So long
I don’t wanna dance with you tonight
I just wanna get it off of my mind
Wow Oh Oh
There’s no right way to say goodbye
Cuz we all end up with a broken heart

So long
I don’t wanna sing along tonight
I just wanna be all alone
So long
I don’t wanna dance with you tonight
I just wanna get it off of my mind
Wow Oh Oh
Fxxk it, I’m getting out of here
I guess I’ll be on my way


(So long
I don’t wanna sing along
I just wanna be alone
I don’t wanna be alone
I will never sing along
I don’t wanna be alone
I don’t wanna be alone
I just wanna be alone)


All this time
I’ve got something more heartbroken than a love song






#DoItForHans

徐天佑及陳奐仁首支合作新歌《Fart》，電子曲風加上Rap的元素都是二人喜歡的音樂風格。今次《Fart》一曲，徐天佑由主唱退居幕後成為監製，更參與編曲、作曲部份，亦充當MV導演；資深監製陳奐仁負責曲詞編監之餘，更擔起主唱部份，完美演繹一這首玩味十足的電子歌曲，二人身份互換，迸發出不少火花。

因為一次電影合作中飾演情侶，陳奐仁、徐天佑二人一拍即合，更發現彼此皆喜歡EDM音樂，Hanjin聽完天佑創作的Beats，非常喜歡，所以促成今次合作，交流創作心得。

做這首歌一邊娛樂人，一邊娛樂自己，所以整件事也務求好玩、有趣！
二人將肚痛、放屁難忍的真實一刻放進歌詞，剛好「放屁」一詞在國語的意思，也在諷刺一胡說八道、言詞誇張的人，經常「吹水」來包裝一切，所以用開玩笑的方式來比喻有話應該直說。
其實想放屁是身體一個尋常、誠實的訊號，每個人都一樣，不需要感到尷尬，正如說話不需繞圈子來掩飾真實，要放膽、放聲的說出自己牢困在內的心聲「有屁就放，有話直說」！

《Fart》
曲：陳奐仁、徐天佑
詞：陳奐仁
編：徐天佑、陳奐仁
監：陳奐仁、徐天佑
唱：陳奐仁feat. 徐天佑

Ooh I want you to like it

I smell a fart I smell a fart coming
I feel a fart I feel a fart brewing
I smell a fart coming
I smell a fart coming
I smell a fart coming
I smell a fart coming
Ooh

I tried to hold it in
But he's a pro stoolie
Sneaky will leak baby
Washing machine belly
Fermented bean smoothie
No colchicine handy
Can't plug it in, can we
Don't like to eat veggies
Traffic can get sticky
(stick sticky stickity stuck)

But I want you to like it
Cos I really quite like it
It's no use trying to hide it
Ooh I want you to like it

I smell a fart I smell a fart coming
I feel a fart I feel a fart brewing
I smell a fart coming
I smell a fart coming
I smell a fart coming
I smell a fart coming

Ooh, smell like cheddar
Silent killer float like a butterfly light like a feather
We never refuse any offer to get a whiff of a good fart you got me guys know it
You quietly wanna know what the other dude smell like
Put on delirious you laugh your balls off to it
They got they periods you got your fart game own it
We getting serious c no.5 don't cut it
And we get curious to see relief in your briefs
Time to your butt moving, better run go to the toilet

But I want you to like it
Cos I really quite like it
It's no use trying to hide it
Ooh I want you to like it

I smell a fart I smell a fart coming
I feel a fart I feel a fart brewing
I smell a fart coming
I smell a fart coming

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